Osvaldo Friedberg
osvaldo.friedberg@bigstring.com
(779) 417-0968
Job Experience
Prime Finance, 2011
Sales Lead
- Spearheaded sales figure analysis
- Blamed someone else for LAMP server
- Manipulated outcome of software patch rollout
- Hammerfisted SQL database administration
Elite Systems, 2008 - 2010
Sales Lead
- Managed development team
- Mouth-breathed while others discussed Windows Server 2003 installation
- Transubstantiated local desktop support
- Completely hosed account management
- Conquered network border monitoring
Elite American Solutions, 2005 - 2008
Marketing Specialist
- Initiated monthly salary report
- Developed web traffic analysis
- Somehow managed to get liability lawsuit
Hardware/Software Experience
- Installing Javascript
- Uninstalling Winword
- Installing Notepad.exe
- Configuring Notepad.exe
Education
- Darul Huda Islamic Academy
- Major: Setting up VoIP
- Minor: Plan Your Home Network
- GPA: 2.18
- How to Excel at The Front Desk Seminar
References available upon request